Thursday, May 01, 2008


I've finally squeezed in a little time to catch up on my, um, "reading". I haven't finished the Gossip Girl Prequel (I know). I came across one of the most cheesiest lines that Von Ziegasar decided to fill into Dan's character. Oh, poor Dan!

Hold yourself until I get there, then I'll do the holding.
We're flapping like fish on a rock. Come on, flap in and swim!
Catch me. Or better yet, I'll catch you.
Jesus Christ! My eyes hurt, my stomach churned when I was reading! It was a total misdemeanour . NO, NO, NO! The first line is okay, but the next two, what the fuck is Dan thinking? I'm still trying to literally read between the lines, but darn, page 312 of the book is unjustified.
I ended up hanging out with myself tonight. WOW. That was so fun. Ew, ew, ew!
Okay, there. I sorely miss you.